A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
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What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex? A roTHOT
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like htm title=' even at work like trash cans are everywhere'>when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
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