Best Jokes

What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong

What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer!

YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload.

Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh!

I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.

I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Because they’re shellfish!

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son

One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.

Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices

My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower

Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “weII done”

Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs

I fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.