Best Jokes

Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair

How do asians name there kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs — to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth — a gummy bear! !!

What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs

My wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

One time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

I really hate waiting to die… Its taking a lifetime

Doctor: you’ll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.

I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away… it can keep ANYONE away.

If you throw it hard enough.

What do you call a green camel.

My parents left me.

What is green and blue Grass and the sky

Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?

They have to see the food to eat

Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son

The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”