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13 December: Top today:

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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Priest jokes
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What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

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Puns jokes
13 December: What’s the difference?:

Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

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13 December: Green jokes:

When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…

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13 December: Job jokes:

What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!

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A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there’s a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That’s great! You’re hired! " The man smiles. “Really? I’m so glad, because I really need this Yob.”

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Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.

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13 December: Computer jokes:

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

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13 December: Sea jokes:

Why should old womon never eat sea food?

Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?

They have to see the food to eat

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13 December: Dream jokes:

Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that’s my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds “those are my headlights.” He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down “daddy whats that?” The dad replies “that’s my car.” He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says “you can lay with me.” He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see’s them going at it he then yells “mommy turn on you’re headlights daddy’s parking his car in you’re garage!” THUD

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When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow

When I woke I was being sexually abused

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My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

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13 December: Poor jokes:

Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

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13 December: Game jokes:

What is a tornado favorite game?

Twister!

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13 December: Woman jokes:

I like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

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My wife is like a mirror

I can never look at it

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“I’m not sure why my girlfriend’s father doesn’t like me.”

“What was your first impression on him?”

“I told him, she calls me daddy too.”

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